Mario is quite the athlete. He goes kart racing, plays tennis, and has even gone to the Olympics. The quality of his adaptations varies depending on the game, but at least Mario Golf is one of the very best.If you’ve played any cartoony golf game in the past few years,…
Read MoreI’m a big fan of roguelike games. There’s something mesmerising about wandering through randomly-generated dungeons, focusing on nothing more than a simple but elegant combat system. There’s been a lot of good roguelikes through the years, and I suspect there will be many more to come. That said, Eternal Quest…
Read MoreI’m a big fan of roguelike games. There’s something mesmerising about wandering through randomly-generated dungeons, focusing on nothing more than a simple but elegant combat system. There’s been a lot of good roguelikes through the years, and I suspect there will be many more to come. That said, Eternal Quest…
Read MoreIf there’s one skill you need in order to be a great submarine captain, it’s the ability to hold your breath. I say this because every sub-based war film I’ve ever watched – and I’ve seen at least three, so I’m clearly an expert – has involved a significant amount…
Read MoreIf there’s one skill you need in order to be a great submarine captain, it’s the ability to hold your breath. I say this because every sub-based war film I’ve ever watched – and I’ve seen at least three, so I’m clearly an expert – has involved a significant amount…
Read MoreWhenever I walk into a store with some expensive items, I’m always afraid that I’ll knock everything over with my broad shoulders. Luckily, I’m able to exert all my shopping destructive desires in Bullistic Unleashed (dude, you’ve got problems – ed). Think of Bullistic Unleased as a mix between Angry…
Read MoreWhenever I walk into a store with some expensive items, I’m always afraid that I’ll knock everything over with my broad shoulders. Luckily, I’m able to exert all my shopping destructive desires in Bullistic Unleashed (dude, you’ve got problems – ed). Think of Bullistic Unleased as a mix between Angry…
Read MoreRemember those days when Sonic was everywhere? Not just in the usual advertisements or in your Happy Meal, but featured in as many games as Sega could put him in. Kart racing, slow labyrinths, and (drum roll) pinball. Pinball was actually nothing new to Sonic at Spinball’s time of release,…
Read MoreRemember those days when Sonic was everywhere? Not just in the usual advertisements or in your Happy Meal, but featured in as many games as Sega could put him in. Kart racing, slow labyrinths, and (drum roll) pinball. Pinball was actually nothing new to Sonic at Spinball’s time of release,…
Read MoreOh wow do I hate Disgaea 3. It’s like a disease it crawls under the skin, tearing apart the organs and laughing off any attempt to shake it away. It’ll hold you prisoner at home, unable to come out as you grapple with it, trying to fight it off, but…
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