Story time, folks! Back when I was a young journalist money was tight to come by. Because young journalists don’t earn much money, see. Then one day I got an abscess in the mouth. Because dentists are expensive and because I was young and stupid I ignored it. And of course it burst.
Appalling doesn’t begin to describe this game. It starts off harmlessly enough with three different ways to play (“career,” “championship” and “time trial”), and five tracks (10, if you count the fact they’re all reversed) with nine cars, though most of those need to be unlocked as you play. For $5 AUD or so, that’s decent enough content in theory, and while the interface is low-budget, it’s forgivable.