Opinion by Matt S.
The first thing worth noting about this fellow is the fact that he’s actually never interacted with me before. He’s never tweeted at me. He doesn’t follow me. I’ve never dropped him a note. I don’t follow him. Apparently, this Good Samaritan saw my review, and then decided to jump on over to Twitter and provide me with a 140-character lecture with the strong implication that I’m somehow a lecherous pervert. Because in a review of mine I’ve got a screenshot of the game which features girls in bikinis.
|Deeply offensive content, or something|
|Also note: I’m all for equal opportunity when it comes to swimwear. Guys costumes too pls kthxbye|
|My iPad wallpaper is the best.|
* (Disclaimer: I actually really like Mark and have enormous respect for his work, so the sarcasm in this piece is a friendly roasting rather than criticism. I need to have these disclaimers because this is the Internet).