KUNG LAO WINS! Oh, my apologies; I was absorbed in a flashback from my MK II days, a time when combos in the series consisted of spamming high-punch until your foe foolishly stumbled into its inescapable flurry. Today, however, Warner Bros. Interactive has released a trailer with highlights of Kitana and Kung Lao’s fighting prowesses that are far more impressive and complex than continuous jabs to the forehead.
The trailer begins with Raiden materialising from a blast of lightning teleportation and asking the most important question any potential eavesdropper of Outworld could potentially overhear: “Where have you been, Kung Lao?!” Then Kitana responds to a taunt by brandishing her fan blades and getting into her pre-fight “Really?!” stance.
|“I mean, REALLY?!”|
|“This is a typical Monday morning for me, baybeeee.”|
|“I can still hug with no hands, baybeeee.”|
|“I LOVE A CLOSE SHAVE! AAAAAOOOOO!”|