
The boss battles range from being entertainingly dexterous bouts to frustratingly mundane. A fair portion of that aggravation lies not in their design (as a couple could be respectable foes) but once again in the Game Gear’s screen size. Like the original Sonic the Hedgehog though, the stages present no rings with which to equip yourself, meaning the tougher battles are all the more so. The boss stages also tend to have particularly malicious segments preceding them, so just arriving there may be a skirmish in itself. “Dear Sonic,
Dr. Eggman (a.k.a. Dr. Robotnik) is back, and he’s captured all of the animals on the island! He is holding me in a place called the Crystal Egg. In order to free me, you have to find and bring the six Chaos Emeralds. Dr. Eggman made me write this. He says he’s waiting for you, and he’s created six really nasty robots in order to ‘get rid of you once and for all.’ I don’t know what he has planned, but Sonic, please be careful!
Sincerely, Tails”
Let’s disregard that Tails says he doesn’t know what Eggman has planned directly after offering a fairly meticulous explanation of what his scheme is. Sonic is supposedly reading this letter in the comfort of his home. In the game’s opening cutscene, however, he witnesses the capture of Tails firsthand and the blue hero immediately sets out to rescue him. Regardless of which scenario is canonical, the sequences between levels consistently depict him adventuring with Sonic, which would be quite tricky to accomplish within this alleged Crystal Egg. The villainous Eggman also goes on to rescue Sonic from certain doom and raze one of his very own robots with literally no input from Sonic. How’s that for revenge?To be fair, the game is not entirely meritless. The 8-bit visuals hold up reasonably well, as do many of the better chiptune melodies. While the sense of speed is inferior to its forerunner, it at least seems to operate more smoothly. It’s regrettable that these details are pointless since the core experience is so broken.
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